Mr. President
I'm glad to finally meet you eye-to-eye
I know that you've been sworn-in;
You're that kinda guy
Thought you're blameless
While you're C-in-C
And now I hear that you're God-sent
(Huh...)
At least, so says your Tweets

So, you are the Trump
President Donald Trump
Show you're greatest of 'em all:
Make Mexico build "the wall"
Kick all Muslims out
Before protesters shout
Come on, Mister President!

Donald, though you won, you still think there was voter fraud
I'm seeing if that is true; I'm working rather hard
Oh, but it's not fraud AGAINST you; not at all
I think that your Russkie friends helped you making the call

So, you are the Trump
Yeah, the "yuge" Donald Trump
Then why ain't "Hill" in the clink?
Wasn't "crooked" as you think?
(I'm) willing to bet
That someone told you "nyet"
Isn't that true, President?

Ev'ry Prez made promises they know they will not keep
Thanks to all your B.S., though, we sow what Moscow reaps
They're on Facebook and on Pokemon GO
I'm trying to find out exactly when and what you know

So, if you're the Trump,
Yes, the great Donald Trump
Let's just cut through all the crud
Is old Vladimir your bud?
Just tell me right now
Are they helping and how?!
I ask 'cause you're President!

(Trump: Actually, Robert, I only came here to tell you that...you're f...)

You...want...to...fire me, Trump?!
That's so you, Donald Trump!
You just admitted your guilt!
Watch all you've created wilt!
I'm out of reach!
I will see you impeached!
Good day, Mr. Presi-
Good-bye, Mr. Presi-
Good riddance, you President!

GET OUT OF D.C.!