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Song Parodies -> "Enterprise Superstars: Resistance Is Futile"
Original Song Title:
"Everything's Alright"
Original Performer:
Jesus Christ Superstar
Parody Song Title:
"Enterprise Superstars: Resistance Is Futile"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
http://allmusicals.com/j/jesuschristsuperstar.htm
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Try not to be rebels, try not to resort to
Actions that upset us more.
Don't you know,
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is vain,
And we want to absorb you tonight.
Let us assimilate you tonight.
Do not try to resist, no, forget about freedom tonight.
OTHER BORG
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Sleep and we shall numb you, drill and reprogram you.
Steel for your poor foreheads, oh.
Then you'll know
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is vain,
And it's dumb and irrational
Cool the fire in your heads and join!
Close your minds, close your minds
And you'll join the collective tonight.
OTHER BORG
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
QUARK
Sisko, your fine Seven, her fame is extensive,
She could write dozens of books and more!
Why should she be wasted? With her we could profit
Three hundred thousand credits or more!
People who are hungry, people who are starving
Come to my bar and we rake in dough!
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Try not to be rebels, try not to resort to
Actions that upset us more.
Don't you know
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
SISKO
Surely you're not saying we have the recourse
Of shooting the Borg block by block?
There will be Borg always, assimilating Starfleet,
She's the only option we've got!
Act while they're still waiting!
Move while they're still sleeping!
We'll be lost, and we'll be cogs in their machine!
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Try not to be rebels, try not to resort to
Actions that upset us more.
Don't you know,
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is vain,
And we want to absorb you tonight.
Let us assimilate you tonight.
Do not try to resist, no, forget about freedom tonight.
OTHER BORG
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Close your minds, close your minds, and relax
Try not to be rebels, try not to resort to
Actions that upset us more.
Don't you know,
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is vain,
And we want to absorb you tonight.
Let us assimilate you tonight.
Do not try to resist, no, forget about freedom tonight.
OTHER BORG
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Sleep and we shall numb you, drill and reprogram you.
Steel for your poor foreheads, oh.
Then you'll know
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is vain,
And it's dumb and irrational
Cool the fire in your heads and join!
Close your minds, close your minds
And you'll join the collective tonight.
OTHER BORG
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
QUARK
Sisko, your fine Seven, her fame is extensive,
She could write dozens of books and more!
Why should she be wasted? With her we could profit
Three hundred thousand credits or more!
People who are hungry, people who are starving
Come to my bar and we rake in dough!
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Try not to be rebels, try not to resort to
Actions that upset us more.
Don't you know
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
SISKO
Surely you're not saying we have the recourse
Of shooting the Borg block by block?
There will be Borg always, assimilating Starfleet,
She's the only option we've got!
Act while they're still waiting!
Move while they're still sleeping!
We'll be lost, and we'll be cogs in their machine!
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Try not to be rebels, try not to resort to
Actions that upset us more.
Don't you know,
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is vain,
And we want to absorb you tonight.
Let us assimilate you tonight.
Do not try to resist, no, forget about freedom tonight.
OTHER BORG
Resistance is futile, yes, resistance is futile, yes.
THE BORG CAPTAIN
Close your minds, close your minds, and relax
©2007 by Michael W. McVey; "Jesus Christ Superstar" ©1970 by Andrew Lloyd Webber
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That was quite an effort.
A little confusing in the plot action, and a little too many key OS lines, but this project is going along great.
I agree with Agrimorfee, too many OS lines. Still, a good job. Resistance is futile, hmm...
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