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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Know How I Got Here"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Know How To Love Him"
Original Performer:
Jesus Christ Superstar (Musical)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Know How I Got Here"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
I don't know how I got here
What'd I do? How'd I choose her?
I'm deranged, yes, feeling strange
And I'm dashed and dazed, and I need some help
To see where now I dwell
I don't know where my clothes are
Was I seized? Was I boozing?
Need a plan, must understand
And I have this sense of dread and shame
A scary mental haze...
Don't know her name
Should I bring her to?
Should I steam and pout?
Should I sneak and bluff?
Cop a feel and shout?
I never thought I'd come to rest
On some trollop's couch
What if she's coyote ugly?
Here I am with indecision
My left arm, beneath her neck
So numb, so blue, the urge to chew
Drumming through my core...
She starts to snore
[Instrumental]
A fearful thought occurs to me
What if she's a he?
Yes, swiftly dread engulfs me
Such a loss, such a crisis
No time to mope, all out of hope
I turn my head, must gnaw away
No matter what the harm...
There's the alarm
I've bought the farm
I'm so dis-armed
What'd I do? How'd I choose her?
I'm deranged, yes, feeling strange
And I'm dashed and dazed, and I need some help
To see where now I dwell
I don't know where my clothes are
Was I seized? Was I boozing?
Need a plan, must understand
And I have this sense of dread and shame
A scary mental haze...
Don't know her name
Should I bring her to?
Should I steam and pout?
Should I sneak and bluff?
Cop a feel and shout?
I never thought I'd come to rest
On some trollop's couch
What if she's coyote ugly?
Here I am with indecision
My left arm, beneath her neck
So numb, so blue, the urge to chew
Drumming through my core...
She starts to snore
[Instrumental]
A fearful thought occurs to me
What if she's a he?
Yes, swiftly dread engulfs me
Such a loss, such a crisis
No time to mope, all out of hope
I turn my head, must gnaw away
No matter what the harm...
There's the alarm
I've bought the farm
I'm so dis-armed
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Fives, for this lost moment in time!!!
Leo, lay off the . . . booze, drugs? You know if you leave your arm, you'll leave prints. Pretty funny and deranged.
especially liked "the urge to chew"...lol
Quite a dilemma with the fema-
Hilarious take on an old joke.
Thanks all!!!
Pretty funny and scary all at the same time, but mostly funny. I hope she was worth the three 5's.
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