-> "Charles Koch/Stupid Washington"
Original Song Title:
"Simon Zealotes/Poor Jerusalem"
Original Performer:
Jesus Christ Superstar Original Cast
Parody Song Title:
"Charles Koch/Stupid Washington"
The Lyrics
THE RICH:
Trump, we all support you! Look how much we gave!
We believe you'll screw the poor and keep them all enslaved.
Trump, we all support you! Look how much we gave!
We believe you'll screw the poor and keep them all enslaved.
Donald, we are with you. Please just watch our backses...
Donald we are on your side, please lower our taxes.
CHARLES KOCH:
Trump, what else do you need to assure you...
We believe you're just as powerful and strong
As the liberals who want to change the country, and who've chastized us rich people for so long.
THE RICH:
Trump, we all support you! Look how much we gave!
We believe you'll screw the poor and keep them all enslaved.
Trump, we all support you! Look how much we gave!
We believe you'll screw the poor and keep them all enslaved.
Donald, we are with you. Please just watch our backses....
Donald we are on your side, please lower our taxes.
CHARLES KOCH:
Some gave you over $50,000.....they've got plenty more for you
Everyone gave $50,000....so do whatever they ask you to.
Keep undoing those regulations......and strip those rules down to the bone
You'll get money to stay in power....WE can bring our profits home.
And you'll build Trump Towers as the money gets better and better and better
You'll build more Trump Towers as the money gets better and better and better
(etc........) Better and better and better........
TRUMP:
Thanks to you and David, for your $50,000........and the Saudis and the Jews
And Putin, Kim Jong Un, Mike Pompeo, Roger Stone, and stupid Washington itself.
We know how great power is.....we know how great money is
We just want it all.......We can have it all.....
If you knew all that I've done, you stupid Washington
You'd learn the truth, things that I'll deny
All things I'll deny!
While I'm here, the scandals are many, stupid Washington
To conquer you, I only have to lie
I only have to lie
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