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Song Parodies -> "The Man With The Golden Gun"
Original Song Title:
"Locomotive Breath"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jethro Tull
Parody Song Title:
"The Man With The Golden Gun"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Today's entry for Bond History Month is about a Bond film that got mixed reviews, yet made an important mark on the James Bond franchise, namely in the form of an ultra-powerful weapon that was featured in almost every James Bond video game since Goldeneye on the N64. That being said, enjoy the parody!
There’s a powerful weapon,
Like no other piece of kit.
And its owner charges
One mil’ for each hit.
He thinks he is a champion,
But he’ll soon meet his match!
Ol’ James Bond took the challenge,
And he’s up against The Man
With The Golden Gun!
Oh ho!
See the assassin line ‘em up,
Victims falling one by one.
His woman is with James Bond –
In bed and having fun.
He’ll chase Bond down the corridor
In a deadly duel!
Ol’ James Bond took the challenge,
And he’s up against The Man
With The Golden Gun!
Hey! Hey!
[flute solo]
You hear the gunshots booming,
Echoes through the funhouse walls,
And the all-time winner
He watches his foe fall!
He takes that golden weapon,
Keeps it as his prize.
Ol’ James Bond took the challenge,
And he’s up against The Man
With The Golden Gun!
With The Golden Gun! [repeat until fade]
Like no other piece of kit.
And its owner charges
One mil’ for each hit.
He thinks he is a champion,
But he’ll soon meet his match!
Ol’ James Bond took the challenge,
And he’s up against The Man
With The Golden Gun!
Oh ho!
See the assassin line ‘em up,
Victims falling one by one.
His woman is with James Bond –
In bed and having fun.
He’ll chase Bond down the corridor
In a deadly duel!
Ol’ James Bond took the challenge,
And he’s up against The Man
With The Golden Gun!
Hey! Hey!
[flute solo]
You hear the gunshots booming,
Echoes through the funhouse walls,
And the all-time winner
He watches his foe fall!
He takes that golden weapon,
Keeps it as his prize.
Ol’ James Bond took the challenge,
And he’s up against The Man
With The Golden Gun!
With The Golden Gun! [repeat until fade]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by a golden bullet.
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cool
As usual, thanks for the support!
Very nice summary of the plot and good work on squeezing it into Ian's rhythms
Yeah, it was a bit difficult, but is was more difficult trying to meld "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" with "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes.
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