-> "Judge Roy Moore"
Original Song Title:
"Aqualung"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Judge Roy Moore"
The Lyrics
(INSTRUMENTAL INTRO)
He approached a park bench
Talked to teenage girls with lewd intent
He was banned from shopping malls
Roaming fingers, leering look appalls
Hey, Judge Roy Moore
His primary he won
For the Senate now he makes his run
Hey, Judge Roy Moore
Is he now a dead duck
Credible accusations changed his luck
Hey, Judge Roy Moore
Winds shifting cold
The judge's numbers slipping
Fighting back the only way he knew
Polls going bad
So he turned on his accusers
Putting new ads on TV
Denied it all
As more desert
The White House up the road
Went into rescue mode
'Cause his vote they need
Judge Roy Moore's his friend
Since he must preserve that red seat
His fellow predator lent his support
As he's approaching
December's special vote
Talk of social immorality
Just screams hypocrisy
As the wheels came off his campaign
His hopes appeared to drown
His director of communication bailed
Winds shifting cold
The judge's numbers slipping
Fighting back the only way he knew
Polls going bad
So he turned on his accusers
Put new ads on TV
Denied it all
As more desert
The White House up the road
Went into rescue mode
'Cause his vote they need
Judge Roy Moore's his friend
Since he must preserve a red seat
His fellow predator
Lent his support
(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
Judge Roy Moore's his friend
Since he must preserve a red seat
His fellow predator
Lent his support
(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)
He approached a park bench
Talked to teenage girls with lewd intent
He was banned from shopping malls
Roaming fingers, leering look appalls
Hey, Judge Roy Moore
His primary he won
For the Senate now he makes his run
Hey Judge Roy Moore
Is he now a dead duck
Credible accusations changed his luck
Hey, Judge Roy Moore
(INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO)
Oh, Judge Roy Moore
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