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Song Parodies -> "Covid Breath"
Original Song Title:
"Locomotive Breath"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jethro Tull
Parody Song Title:
"Covid Breath"
Parody Written by:
Rik Goldsmith
The Lyrics
Not gone so much for comedy with this one, but again, what an original track - not enough flute in rock! Sadly, there are too many who are failing in their duty, which is why we're having to go into ANOTHER lockdown. I'm just relieved we didn't have to rely on their attitude the last couple of times it truly mattered.
Finger of SHAME is pointing
Still you breathe your Covid breath
Turn us all to losers
Cause the rise in deaths
Oh, the weight of history's making
Beads break upon your brow
Is your life so hard to handle?
Remembrance days, they keep on coming
History won't know you
Were eighty, or more years ago
In World Wars Two, or One
Your duty was expected
So, what would you have done?
Oh you crawling, whinging bastards, get
on your hands and knees
Is your life so hard to handle?
Remembrance days, they keep on coming
History won't know you
Their faces tell their story
Catch a Hero 'fore they fall
Lines are there, so read 'em
Heed like of Captain Tom
Oh you pick your path so freely
Free to choose which one
I thank God you have their freedom
Remembrance days, they keep on coming
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
Still you breathe your Covid breath
Turn us all to losers
Cause the rise in deaths
Oh, the weight of history's making
Beads break upon your brow
Is your life so hard to handle?
Remembrance days, they keep on coming
History won't know you
Were eighty, or more years ago
In World Wars Two, or One
Your duty was expected
So, what would you have done?
Oh you crawling, whinging bastards, get
on your hands and knees
Is your life so hard to handle?
Remembrance days, they keep on coming
History won't know you
Their faces tell their story
Catch a Hero 'fore they fall
Lines are there, so read 'em
Heed like of Captain Tom
Oh you pick your path so freely
Free to choose which one
I thank God you have their freedom
Remembrance days, they keep on coming
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
History won't know you
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (31.10.20) Again, I'm no singer, nor musician, so if you are & want to do a version, please send me your version & lots of royalties!
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