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Song Parodies -> "Loconotion Dress"

Original Song Title:

"Locomotive Breath"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Loconotion Dress"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

The Loconotion Dress was a canary yellow overcoat cum yellow thigh boots sported by Meesh Obama on a show hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker .. as part of her bold, "Streetwalking Big Bird" fashion statement.
In the groveling madness
Of the Loco Notion Dress
Fawns the awestruck Parker
Adding loss to her creed
Oh, she squeels about Satin drapings
Sweat breaking on her brow
Oh Parker, you've lost your handle
And her nose it just keeps browning
No she wont slow down

See the libtards tossing off
On Facebook one by one
FLOTUS and her fish boots*
On stage and looking dumb
Oh. they're scrawling
On their Tw@tter posts
Bout the strength of Meesh
Oh Proggies, you've
Lost your backbones
And your fawnings won't stop going
No you wont slow down

Hear their rehearsed talking points
Captive voices in cabal
And the Big Bird bathrobe
Has got their minds in thrall
Oh, they've picked up Orwell's Bible
Open to Page One
O'Brien, they've learned their lessons
And their think it wont stop doubling
No, it'll double down

They'll just double down
They'll just double down
They'll just double down

*These yellow thigh boots had a fish scale motif about them -- a kind of a "streetwalker as goldfish" subtext

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CML - May 02, 2024 - Report this comment
To whomever gave me 165 TU's on a mere 35 viewings, you should probably cool your jets. Folks around here are beginning to suspect something

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