Song Parodies -> "Cubs Stink"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

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Original Performer:

"Cubs Stink"

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The Lyrics

I've been doing extensive research on the subject of the Chicago Cubs Major League Baseball Team, and I've finally arrived at a conclusion. Pay close attention, it's complicated.

They beat us -- then we beat them
Then they beat us twice more -- cause we suck phlegm
And so it goes -- til we're twenty back
This team called the Cubs -- they just love to hack

They'll blow a lead, as quick as a wink
All I can say is: Cubs stink

CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)

Two by two -- and four by four
Other teams are gettin' runs -- while we can't score
They hit the ball -- out past the wall
Kiss it goodbye -- It's gone, that's all

Our pitching staff, should be thrown in the clink
For mass homercide -- Cubs stink

CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)

I don't know, bout any billy goat jinx
One thing I do know: Cubs stink

CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)
CUBS STINK!! YEAH YEAH!! (Cubs stink)

I'm just venting; GO CUBS!!!

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Steve K. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

What? You're no longer a Room Full of Deranged Red Sox Fans? ;-)

alvin rhodes - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

i love the cubbies, but still found this pretty darn funny...5s

Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Ah, the Cubbies. A team even Red Sox fans could laugh at... even before last October. Come to think of it, who did the Sox beat in the 1918 World Series? And, of course, any more injuries, and the Cubs' pitching staff might consist of a bullpen full of monkeys. Can the chimps make 'em champs? (Yes, I know, chimpanzees don't have tails, therefore they are apes, but not monkeys.)

Katie - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Even though I am a girl, I got to admit the CUBS SUCK!! GO WHITE SOX!!

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