Song Parodies -> "Cussed And Got Tossed"

Original Song Title:

"Must Of Got Lost"

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Original Performer:

"Cussed And Got Tossed"

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The Lyrics

Baseball season is just around the corner, so brush up on those umpire insults:

Never caught the ball at all, bro
Hit the ground you lousy bum
How could you be so blind, says me
Can't you see, you dumb or what?

They must have paid you lots of money
To make these calls, oh my
Mama booed that call, so bad you see
You @$$, #&!%, you suck, &%$# mother- yi!

I cussed and got tossed, I fussed and it cost
I cussed and got tossed, had to pay a fine
I cussed and got tossed, I must've line crossed
I shouldn't say you laid your mama twice

Games can be compete things
Tes-tos-ter-one at hand
More than a game, a man-thing
And from the park, I've now been banned

'Cause I cussed and got tossed, I busted that boss
I cussed and got tossed, guess the blame is mine
I cussed and got tossed, I blew my exhaust
I should've walked away and count to nine

Acting like a bandit
I just tried to demand it
Shouldn't say 'goddammit'...

And I cussed and got tossed, I fussed and I lost
I cussed and got tossed, paid a hefty fine
I cussed and got tossed, that ump I made frost
I shouldn't say you're gay and prob'ly blind

I cussed and got tossed, my trust has been lost
I cussed and got tossed, but my boy is fine
I cussed and got tossed, I'll have to pay cost
They're gonna let him play, he's only nine!

Well, I cussed and got tossed, feeling star-crossed
I cussed and got tossed, get meds I'll be fine.....

Yer outta here!

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Phil Nelson - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

I liked it

Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

One of my favorite Geils songs! Play ball!!!

Old Man Ribber - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

The Umpire Strikes Back! ;D

Christie Marie M - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

There is a festival J. Geils songs spoofed this week! Great job, 21! Yer outta here....with 5's!!

timmy1000 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

I am ready for the season after that one - good write, Blackjack

Andria - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Another favorite OS, spoofed by blackjack21! Great job, great tribute to misbehaving baseball players, and 5s.

AFW - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

You hit home with this one...

blackjack21 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment

Phil: Thanks for comment, glad you enjoyed.
Mark: Geils rocks, thanks!!!
OMR: Yer killin' me man. ;-)
Christie: Geils was hot this week, as well as Styx. Thanks for vote & comments!
Timmy: Thanks for comment as always, play ball!
Andria: And misbehaving baseball parents, thanks for vote & comments!
AFW: And you're batting 1.000 with your comments, thanks!

John Jenkins - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Yes, sometimes parental sportsmanship can be an oxymoron. Well done!

Jonathan S. - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but i liked all the subs you came up with for the title. lulz

blackjack21 - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment

Tossin' out some thanks to John J. and Jon S.!

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