Song Parodies -> "AP Bio Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

Original Performer:

"AP Bio Hell"

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The Lyrics

Well, Starlette's back, for another big dose of her favorite thing to do: complaining about her classes. In this one, she's freaking out at the AP Biology Exam, doped up on caffeine pills and no sleep, vowing to sue her teacher and the publisher of her review guide. Read, and laugh at her misfortune.

Feelin' half-awake,
Vivarin headache;
In the blue book I'll surely be foiled.
Nothing will quite click, I'm going to be sick.
Look at the test
My blood starts to boil.

Stuck here today, right now, in AP Bio Hell,
If I was a slug I'd be cryin' for salt.
Some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame,
But I know it's the College Board's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Studied all season
With nothing to show but this ink pen tattoo.
I'm kickin' my bootie,
I wish someone'd shoot me,
What's ATP?!?!
I haven't a clue.

Stuck here today, right now, in AP Bio Hell,
If I was a slug I'd be cryin' for salt.
Some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame,
But I know it's the College Board's fault.

And now I am swearin',
I'm gonna sue Barron's
I can't think, and I want to go home.
Well, my world's in a blender,
And soon I will render
The last shreds of sanity to which I hang on.

Stuck here today right now in AP Bio Hell,
If I was a slug I'd be cryin' for salt.
Some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame,
But I know, it's the College Board's fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's Ms. Marshall to blame
And I know it's the College Board's fault.

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neminem - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Hello again. Given that your usual subject matter is much like mine, you will be probably seeing quite a lot of me in your comments field ;-). Anyway, you get 5s, from someone who is currently avoiding studying for a chem final (for more information, look for The Evil Chem Test Song ;-)).

Starlette Victory - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

It's amazing how artistically inclined I can be when I'm so panicked/full of caffeine that I can barely remember my own name....I actually wrote that during my all-nighter before the AP Exam....the exam itself turned out better than I expected....I think AP Exams must be the way some women describe childbirth, if we really remembered how freaking hard they were, we wouldn't keep taking these classes....good luck on the chem final!!

Sarah - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Wow, you must really hate school. LOL. It was funny. 555.

Pink Panther - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment

If you look at the parody I wrote (Shit!... He Did It Again) which you inspired me to write, you'll see that I am one of those people who complains about school, too. Check out my newest parody, "I Wanna Cut Class" to the tune of Green Day's "Nice Guys Finish Last" when it comes out!

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