Song Parodies -> "Brangelinaville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

Original Performer:

"Brangelinaville"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You can watch the highly mediocre video here

Killin' three big ox
Haulin' in Botox
Fillin' those big lips takes lots of toil

I'm chuggin' a six pack
Chasin' some Jack black
Wishin' that Brad Pitt was covered in boils

Dreamin' the day away in Brangelinaville
Hoping that Brad might go back to Jen
Straight men still pray that there's a chance he'll turn gay
If he goes
Then I'm movin' in

Jolie I would marry
Turn down Halle Berry
Though it's unlikely, I'd still say "I do"

If Brad stays one option
Would be my adoption
Though at my age I doubt that goes through

Dreamin' the day away in Brangelinaville
Tryin' to find my lost tube of 'Prolong'
Some women say that I'm the reason they're gay
And I know
They might not be wrong

Watchin' her hips flop
Prayin' her top pops
Hear me howl as I watch her full moons

But just as I bend her
Right over a fender
It's when I wake and find my pillow har-'pooned'

Dreamin' the day away in Brangelinaville
Hopin' that my love won't hold a grudge
These days I stay at least a half mile away
Ordered so
By some crazy Judge

[I added an extra chorus in the video, so I included it here]

Dreamin' the day away in Brangelinaville
As she struts by just wearin' a thong
Some women say that I'm a 10 second lay
But I know
I won't last that long

And today I'm restrained in this small padded domain
And my clothes
Don't let my arms budge

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Matthias - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

What can I say..... It was Bradtastic!

alvin - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

great concept...my fave of the day

Kristof Robertson - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Two reasons to love this....one, it's very very funny....and two, I've now discovered your Youtube submissions, and I love 'em. 555

AFW - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Great job, here...all the way...555

Ann Hammond - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

he he

stuart mcarthur - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm afraid I'd be a bit like that American Pie dude with Angelina, I think, Dee - 10 seconds would definitely be a good result! - loved the recording too mate, and you've got that casual exit at the end happening too - great title, great parody - 555

Dee Range - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Matthias, alvin, Kristof, AFW, Ann, and Stuart, many thanks for the kind words. Always much appreciated.

2Eagle - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

How did I miss this? I don't quite get the point, but I get some of the shots. That would be a terrible thing to do to Jen - she deserves better than Peter Pan.

Dee Range - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

2Eagle, the last line gives it away...the guy is a stalker, in a straight-jacket (clothes don't let his arms budge). He's in love with Jolie, but had a restraining order against him (Ordered so by some crazy judge), He's just reminiscing about His unrequited love for Angie while in the loony bin

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