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Song Parodies -> "Croquet"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
J.J. Cale
Parody Song Title:
"Croquet"
Parody Written by:
Bill Schofield a.k.a. !B.S!
The Lyrics
When you wanna relax you can kick it back; Croquet
When you wanna whack balls across the ground; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
It's a gentlemen's sport with a bit of class; Croquet
You aim to hit the ball through the white arch; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
If you think your done cause you finished the course; Croquet
Don't forget this fact, you must take it back; Croquet
Through the course like a horse, be the first; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
When you wanna whack balls across the ground; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
It's a gentlemen's sport with a bit of class; Croquet
You aim to hit the ball through the white arch; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
If you think your done cause you finished the course; Croquet
Don't forget this fact, you must take it back; Croquet
Through the course like a horse, be the first; Croquet
They won't fly, passing by, it's all right; Croquet
copyright 2002
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