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Song Parodies -> "Don’t Pay"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
J.J. Cale
Parody Song Title:
"Don’t Pay"
Parody Written by:
stanley g phani
The Lyrics
This is about making a stand when you don’t get why you paid for.
Don’t Pay (Cocaine)
If u like to eat out
The steak tastes like trout
Don't pay
If your black shoes look brown
Your guard dog just meowed
Don't pay
If it's not right
Too loose
or too tight
Don't pay
If your lawyer can't prove
That it was not you
Don't pay
Wanted your hair in a bun
But you got number one
Don't pay
If it's too high
Or too low
It's not right
Don't pay
If your newspapers torn
You new jeans are worn
Don't pay
If u don't react
After smoking crack
Don't pay.
Your girl for the night
Is really called Mike
Don't pay
It's too dark
It's too light
It's no good
Don't pay
If u like to eat out
The steak tastes like trout
Don't pay
If your black shoes look brown
Your guard dog just meowed
Don't pay
If it's not right
Too loose
or too tight
Don't pay
If your lawyer can't prove
That it was not you
Don't pay
Wanted your hair in a bun
But you got number one
Don't pay
If it's too high
Or too low
It's not right
Don't pay
If your newspapers torn
You new jeans are worn
Don't pay
If u don't react
After smoking crack
Don't pay.
Your girl for the night
Is really called Mike
Don't pay
It's too dark
It's too light
It's no good
Don't pay
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