Herman Cain is his name, and he once ran a pizza chain
But now he's on a campaign, the White House he hopes to gain
When he started, he had to strive
In the polls he was barely alive
Until Rick Perry stumbled and fell
Now he's the face with the plan we know so well

CHORUS:
The 9-9-9 Plan Is A Fraud
(You've got economists sayin')
The 9-9-9 Plan Is A Fraud
(The poor would really be payin', they're like)
"No, nono no no no, no no nono, no no nono, no!"

Watching on MSNBC, my wife called out to me,
"Honey, quick, come see, Cain rage, reality-free!"
Most blacks he insults and condemns
Says they're brainwashed, 'cause they're liberal Dems
He sounds like a clueless, sold-out snob
To say it's your fault, if you haven't got a job

CHORUS: REPEAT

The Koch brothers are after
Every working man
Especially public employees
Who take a union stand
For their American dream to fight
While the statehouse takes away their rights
I swear by my wallet's smaller size
I wish Herman Cain would go back to pizza pies

CHORUS: REPEAT

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