Song Parodies -> "I Love D 'n D"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'n Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Love D 'n D"

Parody Written by:

Spoofatology

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to all of you gamers out there, who sit in their parents' homes playing Dungeons and Dragons all day. Rock On!

I think that RPG's are really cool
I play so much I got kicked out of school
Yeah, I play the Seventh Sea
Till midnight, and then three
Don't give me no stinkin homework that's required to do -
I'll keep on rolling dice until my hands turn blue (Singin')

I love D &D,
Are you an orc or a halfling, baby?
I love D&D
So come play another campaign with me!

(Ow!)

I have player sheets littering my floor
Before every game I make a dozen more
Mom says it rots my brain
but I still love that game
I'll still keep on gaming no matter what the cost
Though I've never graduated and every job I've lost
(But still)

I love D &D,
Are you an orc or a halfling, baby?
I love D&D
So come play another campaign with me!

(Ow!)
(Instrumental)

When I'm all alone,
I start gaming on the phone...
And if I get fat and die single that's fine with me
'Cuz I'll be getting along and singin' this same old song
for my eulogy!

Singin'

I love D &D,
Are you an orc or a halfling, baby?
I love D&D
So come play another campaign with-

I love D &D,
Are you an orc or a halfling, baby?
I love D&D
So come play another campaign with-

I love D &D,
Are you an orc or a halfling, baby?
I love D&D
So come play another campaign with me!

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Joan Jett - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Excuse me, but I released the original in the 80s, not the 70s. But it was a prety good parody of my song; it could have been better.

MrMacphisto - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

good one, man

Spoofatology - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Joan Jett - my bad. I wasn't entirely sure what decade your hit song was released, so I took a coin flip on it. Guess I turned out wrong this time. Oh well - live and learn, eh?

not Joan Jett, but someone else - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment

If you're not sure when a song was released, do your research. Or just use "misc"; no one will care about that.

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