(instrumental intro)

The droning voice of Rush Limbaugh grabs suckers who have joined;
On air to keep him company, each and every morn.
Their world is right wing play time, and forever droning on.
The air waves of our nation: to the far right, they have gone.

Far... right... radio...
Hear it everywhere you go.
The best friend of the lonely now is far right radio.

Well, just turn the dial a little bit past one-o-one point-two.
In time to catch the views of looneys with loose screws.
They are ranting on 'bout old wrongs, though Republicans are in.
They think that way because they may be thrown out again.

Far... right... radio...
Hear it everywhere you go.
The best friend of the lonely now is far right radio.

Dubya, they praise in song; he's the shepherd of this herd.
Dubya, oh, dubba, Dubya...
When liberals call a talk show,
They have extra hate reserved.
The far right... now all own... radio...

Sean Hannity just snickered, "Left wing creatures got to go."
Just criticize the Shrub, and you'll be one of those.
So just turn the dial a little past fifty-six point three.
Not right wing yet; but soon they'll try to find a right wing creep.

Far... right... radio...
Hear it everywhere you go.
The best friend of the lonely now is far right radio.

Far... right... radio...
Hear it everywhere you go.
The best friend of the lonely now is far right radio.