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Song Parodies -> "You're Filled Up With Menses"
Original Song Title:
"Annie's Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"You're Filled Up With Menses"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Decision for guys, every month: "To Do, Or Not To Do?" One "yes" vote (in the bottom comment) and one "no" vote, so here's the tie-breaker.
You're filled up with menses
River, Red, runs through forest
Is it "bouncing on springs" time?
Would it cause you much pain?
Would you think me a pervert
For a "sleep with you" notion?
Though filled up with menses,
"Red ink", dip my pen!
'Cause I still love you
Ev'ry day, dear wife, do you
We'll just wash sheets thereafter
Let us lie; nothing, harms
I can always abide you
Though your "friend', it be with you
All month, I love you
Regardless of when!
[interlude -- get a fresh towel and washcloth]
Let me give my fife to you [1]
Come, me above you
No respite from men!
Though some take offenses
And some, this time, the sorest
Still would mount: Maxi-Wing™ time
I don't want to ab-"stain"
We've had dinner; now "des-sert"
We'll just use K-Y™ lotion
So peel off the fences
Let's make love again!
[1] In TT's case, more like a flute -- but that doesn't match TOS :)
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TT - Yeah, it's Miller time and this "bloods" for you. This could be better if it were done to a rag-time OS. And there is a BIG difference between blood relatives and blood relations. So as soon as you are done mensin' around I'll lay out a 5 day supply for your Mrs. =;-)
I made some time ago "Only Women Bleed (Periodically)" of the same issue. You covered well an unpleasant and sometimes painful topic. Here's a 555 hectare plot at the Red River Valley.
Hate the OS - when I hear it, I always think "This song is so senseless" as the first line. This parody really does justice to it. Well done. You get my Ewwww! of the day too.
flowed beautifully
Your words runneth reddish....
LOL!
No raggin' on this one!
"Great flow" to the lyrics! Seems like this lady needs 5 tampons, 5 maxi pads, and 5 feminine napkins!
I love it. Period.
Three fifes.
Naughty, but nice
Guy, Susanna Viljanen. Timmy1000, alvin, Mark Scotti, Fiddlegirl, Christie Marie M, Endobeatreeyum!!, blackjack21, AFW, thanks, and please see today's other post for "blanket" apology. It seems I'm a little late this month ... I mean, tonight.
Susanna Viljanen: TT has done this topic at least three times before: The two parodies linked in the intro, and
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2431.shtml
I'm sure we can't possibly imagine exactly, but the ladies have a sympathetic "friend" in TT. (and thanks for the land in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Louisiana!)
Timmy1000: The reason they're called "the facts of life" is that they're, um... "facts". Women live with it -- we can, too. Thanks for v/c. (agree on the OS being bloody inane!)
Susanna Viljanen: TT has done this topic at least three times before: The two parodies linked in the intro, and
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2431.shtml
I'm sure we can't possibly imagine exactly, but the ladies have a sympathetic "friend" in TT. (and thanks for the land in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Louisiana!)
Timmy1000: The reason they're called "the facts of life" is that they're, um... "facts". Women live with it -- we can, too. Thanks for v/c. (agree on the OS being bloody inane!)
Good job TT. I've heard it said that feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humour. PERIOD. Of course, I wouldn't say that!
Peregrin: Supposedly, the pun is the lowest form of humor, but I wouldn't say that either. (IMHO, it's the highest.) Flatulence jokes can get pretty stale after a while (ponders whether to rephrase that), but really, can't one put a new, fresh-as-a-summer's-eve spin on *anything*? .... Thanks for read and comment!
[1] - Not a bassoon?
TUVM! ... One hates to brag *too* much... but TBPH, doesn't a bassoon have a sharp curve near the end, ("bocal"), which would hurt both he and she? What am I, Bill Clinton? ;-D (old, but true, joke; look it up if DK)
TT prefers "bassooms" (or "bazooms"):
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/themusicmanmeredithwilson1.shtml
(not to mention, "baritone s*x" ;)
Thanks again for flattery -- it will get you everywhere!
TT prefers "bassooms" (or "bazooms"):
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/themusicmanmeredithwilson1.shtml
(not to mention, "baritone s*x" ;)
Thanks again for flattery -- it will get you everywhere!
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