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Song Parodies -> "The Beagle and Woodstock"
Original Song Title:
"The Eagle and the Hawk"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"The Beagle and Woodstock"
Parody Written by:
Bilbopooh
The Lyrics
A little song about Snoopy and Woodstock to the tune of one John Denver's shortest songs, found here.
Snoopy: Oh, I am the beagle; I sit on my doghouse
And type tales that people will clamor to buy.
Woodstock: I am Woodstock, and I have yellow feathers.
I'm so small I tumble when I try to fly.
Although I am puny, my good buddy Snoopy sees
I'm a fantastically fun little guy.
Both: We dance near that blond kid who fawns over Beethoven,
Skate on the birdbath, drink root beer in bars.
Friends since '67, we couldn't be cuter;
We may get paid peanuts, but we're the strip's stars.
And type tales that people will clamor to buy.
Woodstock: I am Woodstock, and I have yellow feathers.
I'm so small I tumble when I try to fly.
Although I am puny, my good buddy Snoopy sees
I'm a fantastically fun little guy.
Both: We dance near that blond kid who fawns over Beethoven,
Skate on the birdbath, drink root beer in bars.
Friends since '67, we couldn't be cuter;
We may get paid peanuts, but we're the strip's stars.
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Good Grief! This is as short and sweet as...as a Peanuts cartoon strip. Thanks, you blockhead! Always feel free to hit me with your best Schultz! ;D
LOL! Now that is a lovely little collection of Schultz-isms. 8-) Glad this Peanut-sized parody meets with your approval!
Short, but sweet. 555
Thanks, Jonathan! :)
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