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Song Parodies -> "I'm Glad I'm the President"
Original Song Title:
"Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Glad I'm the President"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
Donald Trump is the gift that keeps on giving....stay tuned, I have 3 more parodies coming soon for the old Orange Julius!
(Spoken intro)
Well it's been a long time since I been back to Trump Tower. Those people's houses I tore down long ago. Even though I seem to be spending more and more time on the golf course these days, there's never a day that goes by that I don't do Twitter.....
and I'm glad I'm the President.....
Well, life in the White House really is a drag,
There's a lot of pretty women here that I can't shag.
It's "catch me in a lie-- throw me in the bag"..... I'm glad I'm the President.
Well, a life of entitlement did me real fine,
Three sets of children with three different wives
My days are all spent on ruining people's lives... so glad I'm the President.
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., thank God I'm the President.
When I read the Fake News and I'm having a fit,
I pull out my i-phone and tweet a bunch of shit
Melania's asleep so I can't grab her tits.... but still I'm the President.
I'd do Megyn Kelly any day if I could,
but the Press and my wife wouldn't think it very good.
I would grab her where I can and you know where I would,....I'm glad I'm the President.
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., thank God I'm the President.
I'd like to see a war with Arabs and Jews,
My Cabinet is filled with money hungry fools.
I'm gonna' get my way just by changing rules... I'm glad I'm the President.
Yeah, Tom Price was flying in his own chartered plane,
Mnuchin and Zinke still both doin' the same.
Both of them know just how to play the game... they're glad I'm the President.
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., thank God I'm the President.
Well, my money was my daddy's till the day he died,
he took me by the hand held me close to his side.
He said, "Don't pay your taxes; try to get a free ride,
some day you'll be President!
My Daddy taught me young how to wheel and deal,
he taught me how to cheat and he showed me how to steal
He taught me how to lie and even how to cop a feel,
and now I'm the President!
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., Wow! THANK GOD I'M THE PRESIDENT!
YEAH!!
Well it's been a long time since I been back to Trump Tower. Those people's houses I tore down long ago. Even though I seem to be spending more and more time on the golf course these days, there's never a day that goes by that I don't do Twitter.....
and I'm glad I'm the President.....
Well, life in the White House really is a drag,
There's a lot of pretty women here that I can't shag.
It's "catch me in a lie-- throw me in the bag"..... I'm glad I'm the President.
Well, a life of entitlement did me real fine,
Three sets of children with three different wives
My days are all spent on ruining people's lives... so glad I'm the President.
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., thank God I'm the President.
When I read the Fake News and I'm having a fit,
I pull out my i-phone and tweet a bunch of shit
Melania's asleep so I can't grab her tits.... but still I'm the President.
I'd do Megyn Kelly any day if I could,
but the Press and my wife wouldn't think it very good.
I would grab her where I can and you know where I would,....I'm glad I'm the President.
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., thank God I'm the President.
I'd like to see a war with Arabs and Jews,
My Cabinet is filled with money hungry fools.
I'm gonna' get my way just by changing rules... I'm glad I'm the President.
Yeah, Tom Price was flying in his own chartered plane,
Mnuchin and Zinke still both doin' the same.
Both of them know just how to play the game... they're glad I'm the President.
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., thank God I'm the President.
Well, my money was my daddy's till the day he died,
he took me by the hand held me close to his side.
He said, "Don't pay your taxes; try to get a free ride,
some day you'll be President!
My Daddy taught me young how to wheel and deal,
he taught me how to cheat and he showed me how to steal
He taught me how to lie and even how to cop a feel,
and now I'm the President!
Well, I'm just a rich white guy, angry and bitter
When the sun's coming up, I got tweets on the Twitter
Somebody leaked that I do it on the shitter..., Wow! THANK GOD I'M THE PRESIDENT!
YEAH!!
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Very good substitutions. Mostly clever lines, but some lines, like the Arab/Jew war line, seem like stretches.
tee hee, nice.
Well, yes: I suppose Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and other Clinton supporters are never going to recover from having their rape culture exposed.
This is really good; love that you and John both have excellent Trump parodies to older country songs today; you should check his out if you haven't yet
Well life on a farm is kinda laid back ain't much an old country boy like me can't hack It's early to rise, early in the sack Thank God I'm a white boy Well simple kind of life never did me no harm raisin' me a family and workin' on a farm My days are all filled with an easy country charm Thank God I'm a white boy Well I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle Thank God I'm a white boy When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low I pull out my fiddle and I rosin' up the bow But the kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low Thank God I'm a white boy I'd play Ian Stuart all day if I could but the lord and my wife wouldn't take it very good So I fiddle when I can and I work when I should Thank God I'm a white boy Well I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle Thank God I'm a white boy I wouldn't trade my life for diamonds or jewels and I never was one of them money hungry jews I'd rather have my fiddle and my farmin' tools Thank God I'm a white boy Yeah, city folk drivin' in a black limousine a lotta sad goyim thinkin' that's mighty keen Well, folks let me tell you now exactly what I mean I thank God I'm a white boy Well I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle Thank God I'm a white boy Well, my fiddle was my daddy's till the day he died and he took me by the hand and held me close to his side He said: "Live a good life and never give up white pride thank God you're a white boy" My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle he taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle He taught me how to love and how to give just a little Thank God you're a white boy Well I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle Thank God I'm a white boy
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