Song Parodies -> "Condoms In My Wallet"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine On My Shoulder"

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Original Performer:

"Condoms In My Wallet"

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The Lyrics

Condoms in my wallet are for safety
Condoms on my prize when it gets high
Condoms on my otter look so lovely
Condoms almost always on my guy

If I have a bug that I could give you
I’d keep that little bug rolled in a rug
If I have some wrong thing I could bring to you
I’ll sling that schong and make you feel okay

Condoms in my wallet are for safety
Condoms on my prize when it gets high
Condoms on my otter look so lovely
Condoms almost always on my guy

When I have a tale to just seduce you
I’ll make that sale and make you smile
If a have and eel that wants to feel for you
I’ll keep it sealed for funtime all the while

Condoms in my wallet are for safety
Condoms on my prize when it gets high
Condoms on my otter look so lovely
Condoms almost always on my guy

Condoms almost all the time oops-it broke
You’re not using what?????????

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Brian - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

"Condoms on my prize when it gets high" - loved it.

TJC - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Almost sings it self! You might even say its Rocky Mountain Fly!

alvin - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

ah, if only john denver's father had used one ...5s

stuart mcarthur - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

if they're used for safety, maybe his plane should have had one - funny write Rick - 555

Ann Hammond - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

got me laughing

Meriadoc - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Maybe you could do a video and the Army could use it in an informational movie! Or don't they do those anymore? (Maybe I've just watched too much M.A.S.H....) :-D

Nuck Chorris - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment

If John Denver's father had used one, this parody wouldn't exist today.

Johnny D - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Five-Five-Five!
A rubber too tight'll bust!
Five-Five-Five!
A rubber too tight'll bust!
And another one gone,
And another one gone,
A rubber too tight'll bust!
Hey--they're gonna rip in two!
A rubber too tight'll bust!

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