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Song Parodies -> "Imagine (There's no garbage)"
Original Song Title:
"Imagine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Imagine (There's no garbage)"
Parody Written by:
Itai Gal
The Lyrics
About a guy with a pretty bad hygiene and a dirty apartment. Got nothing else to add.
Imagine there's no garbage
Around me anymore.
No bags of chips or cheetos
Below us only floor.
Imagine my apartment
Cleaned up for today...
Imagine there's no insects
Under every brick.
No creepy living creatures
Growing in my sink.
Imagine all the insects,
Dead and out of here...
You may say I'm disgusting,
That I don't smell pretty well.
But it's my hygiene, and not yours
So everybody can go to hell.
Imagine that my toilet
Is not for hiding Crack.
No people trying to use it
And never coming back.
Imagine all the people
Safely peeing here...
You may say I'm disgusting,
That there's a dead bug on my shelf.
I hope some day I'll have luck,
And find a maid who wouldn't kill herself.
Around me anymore.
No bags of chips or cheetos
Below us only floor.
Imagine my apartment
Cleaned up for today...
Imagine there's no insects
Under every brick.
No creepy living creatures
Growing in my sink.
Imagine all the insects,
Dead and out of here...
You may say I'm disgusting,
That I don't smell pretty well.
But it's my hygiene, and not yours
So everybody can go to hell.
Imagine that my toilet
Is not for hiding Crack.
No people trying to use it
And never coming back.
Imagine all the people
Safely peeing here...
You may say I'm disgusting,
That there's a dead bug on my shelf.
I hope some day I'll have luck,
And find a maid who wouldn't kill herself.
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Funny! I used to resemble these remarks. Good job. ;D
I called it the "Tripartite Rule". Unless you have at least three times as much space as you do stuff, there's no point in ever trying to organize it.
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