It was there at center stage
An affair that caused a rage
As I flashed the whole front row
As I flashed the whole front row

I didn't mean to do it
I'm sorry that, I caught their eye
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

I was open like a book
As I hoped nobody would look
At your goodies on display
At your goodies on display

I didn't mean to do it
I wasn't zipped, I don't know why
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

[whistling solo]

I didn't mean to do it
I felt a draft, and wondered why
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

I was reelin' to the Bach
And revealed your rolled-up sock
Blew the secret of your bulge
Blew the secret of your bulge

I didn't mean to do it
I wish you'd worn, a longer tie
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

Heads up
I'm just a cellist's fly
Zip up, now
I'm just a cellist's fly