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Song Parodies -> "Israel"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Israel"

Parody Written by:

Adam Bernstein

The Lyrics

Israel is our homeland,
75 years old
Holocaust was our past,
6 million lives they stole,
But terrorists still kill us
Up until today
Ah

Antisemitism,
It is nothing new
Both neonazis and islamists,
Spread hate with sick worldviews,
There are good folks on both sides,
Said you know who.

You
You may say don’t invade Gaza,
But we have no other choice,
Because hamas is evil,
While Harvard gives them voice.

Israel is the ally
Of the Western world,
When Roger Waters talks trash,
It always makes us hurl,
200 still held hostage,
Children, boys and girls,

You
You may say Bill Maher’s not funny,
But at least he tells the truth,
I hope someday we’ll have peace,
Then the QANON Shaman’s screwed.

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Gregory Blake - October 23, 2023 - Report this comment
Western Civilization versus Sub-Human Barbarianism. Make your choice!
Zen Adam B. - October 23, 2023 - Report this comment
True that's what it comes down to. America, Israel, Europe, Ukraine, Japan, South Korea vs. hamas, the ayatollahs, saudi, muscovy, kim, and the ultramagas.
eel deal - October 23, 2023 - Report this comment
you made me think of Pink Floyd's song "The Wall" and how Roger Waters must hate walls, even when they are justified.
eel deal - October 24, 2023 - Report this comment
correction: "The Wall" wasn't a Pink Floyd song title but an album title and movie title. the album did include "Another Brick In The Wall" and "Outside The Wall".
Zen Adam B. - October 25, 2023 - Report this comment
The Wall is one of the greatest rock albums ever. Of course that was long before Roger got on his anti-Israel obsession. At the time the reference was to the Berlin Wall. Another Brick in the Wall was the biggest song of 1980; always on the radio then. Wow, this one's breaking the one guy record: 80 so far. Woohoo! ;-p

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