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Song Parodies -> "Instant Kamala!"

Original Song Title:

"Instant Karma!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Instant Kamala!"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Instant Kamala's gonna get you
Going to bop you on the head
That lady's gonna be your darling
She's sure to take away your Red

What in the world were you thinking of,
Siding with those jerks that shove?
Now it's time for something new
Yeah, really knew, yeah, new

Instant Kamala's gonna win you
Going to beam you right in the face
She'll help you get yourself together
Help you get some humane grace

How in the world could you see,
Hanging with those magaT freaks?
Now Kamala will take you far
Make you all stars, little bright stars

She 'n Walz shine on
They're a boon, they're a charm
They are fun
She 'n Walz shine on
Dark they doom, they are stars
They are suns
Right you were, Left now

Instant Kamala's gonna tit you
Gonna tit you off your seat
Make you recognize your mothers
All the gals you meet

And those who are trans or queer,
Shouldn't have to live with shame and fear
All people can't be squares
There will be strange pairs
She'll say treat all fair

She 'n Walz shine on
They're a boon, they're a charm
They are fun
She 'n Walz shine on
They're very fun
Ton of fun, yeah

She 'n Walz shine on
They're a boon, they're a charm
They are fun
She 'n Walz shine on
Dark they doom, they are stars
They are suns


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Instant Disaster - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Democrats running for the Senate in “blue wall” states that will be critical to determining the outcome of the 2024 election are running away from Biden's whore Harris, signaling that they are hoping to win over some of former President Trump’s voters to keep their seats.

And Democratic candidates in those states have been careful about criticizing Trump during the high-stakes debates. They have focused on policy and their own records without taking many — or any — shots against the Republican nominee.

Pennsylvania incumbent Sen. Bob Casey (D) has even embraced Trump’s tariff policies. His campaign launched an ad last week that described him as “independent” and touted how he “bucked” the Treasonous Illegal Biden Regime to protect fracking and “sided with Trump to end NAFTA.”

“There’s no party affiliation in Casey ads. I don’t recall seeing any that say ‘Democrat’ or anything like that. He’s running as an incumbent on his own record,” said Berwood Yost, the director of the Center for Public Opinion Research at Franklin & Marshall College.

“He’s trying to distance himself a little bit from an administration that is viewed negatively by the most part. He doesn’t want to be tied to that either through Biden or Harris,” he said.

Yost said Casey has dabbled in some of the populist messaging that is Trump’s forte to drive a wedge between working-class, blue-collar voters and his Republican opponent, David McCormick, the former CEO of Bridgewater, one of the country’s biggest hedge funds.

“If you look at some of the messaging that Casey has put forward, he’s tried to run some populist messaging against McCormick. He’s tied McCormick very closely to the leadership of that hedge fund and tying him [to] China,” he said.

Taking a page from Trump’s playbook, Casey harped on China repeatedly during his debate against McCormick, hammering home the point that McCormick’s hedge fund invested in the Chinese defense industry.

The strategy makes sense in a state where Trump is outpolling the Republican Senate candidate.

Internal polling from the Senate Leadership Fund, a super PAC aligned with Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), last week showed Casey leading McCormick by 2 points, 48 percent to 46 percent, while Trump trailed Harris by only 1 point in the state, 49 percent to 48 percent.

The nonpartisan Cook Political Report on Monday shifted the Pennsylvania Senate race from “lean Democrat” to a “toss-up,” reflecting the fact that Casey’s lead in the polls is eroding as Trump gains on Harris in the battleground state.

https://thehill.com/homenews/4945815-democratic-candidates-avoid-harris-blue-wall/
Libby - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Proving absolutely nothing.
eeL deaL - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments. It’s appreciated
Zen Adam B. - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Congrads, Madam President Elect! Only 12 days until she defeats the Fascist!
Kamala Fan - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Harris is a very American sounding name, much more so than Obama who was a two term president. It's easy to visualize her winning, especially considering that polls show her up with women by double digits while she trails with men by only a few points. Agent Orange won white women against Clinton & Biden but now Harris has narrowed that gap substantially in the post-Roe era.
eh - October 24, 2024 - Report this comment
If we're supposed to believe what both sides tell us, they're both fascists. Who knows anymore. Just because one is with a party you like more doesn't mean they'd be a better leader
Harris Son - November 03, 2024 - Report this comment
Interesting that President Harrison forced Grover Cleveland to win non-consecutive terms, while vice president Harris is trying to keep 45 from winning non-consecutive terms.

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