Imagine there's no "seven"
It's hard to count , just try
The others have one syl'ble
This has two, oh, why?
Imagine all the numbers
Lining up the same
Ah-ha-a-a-a

Imagine there's no dubya
It's clumsy to recite
When going "A" to "Z", now
The ending don't seem right
Imagine all the letters
Equal in each name
Ah-ha-a-a-a

You may say I'm nit-picking
But it's sure a lot of fun
There'd be no puns or double meaning
If the words just all had one

Imagine there's no spelling
The rules of grammar, few
You mix in letters/ numbers
I C U 8 1 2
Imagine the confusion
Like song lyrics today
Ah-ha-a-a-a

You may say I'm nit-picking
But I see it all around
Be no comunication
If the words just can't be found