Reminds me of a Simpsons episode!

Morbid but worth some 5's.

thanks johnny and timmy

Makes you feel so "Alive"(that was another story...). LOL

On rashers, on "hamburg" that's rancid, on schnitzel, some vomit, that new kid named Donner was gristle. Gruesomely hilarious!

Very clever. Reading this at lunchtime makes me hungry. Reminds me of my "Cannibal Christmas" parody.

thanks mark...yup...thanks john....lol...thanks patrick....bon appetit

Well written Alvin and I'll have seconds on the "Alive" movie Mark, I think I just saw that special on cable not too long ago...wasn't that a soccer team eating teammates? 555 goals on this one!

Almost as sickening as TOS! ... guess the movie could star "Donner" Reed. Guess now we know the origin of the name, "Sierra Nevada" (snowy, saw-toothed) refers to the saws and teeth of the party. Feast on these Fives, not on my left flipper, please!

That was funny. As much as I dig The Beatles I've always hated, Hated, HATED this OS but I still wouldn't say it's his worst. Ever heard Don't Worry Kyoko?

thanks jim, TT and andy

Yer gonna do ours next, arencha? These Wikidudes tell of it:

"Timothy" is a song written by Rupert Holmes and recorded by the Buoys in 1971, presenting the unnerving story of three men trapped in a collapsed mine, two of whom apparently resort to cannibalism against the third (the titular character Timothy). Despite being censored or even banned outright by many U.S. radio stations due to its subject matter, the song managed to reach #17 on the Billboard Hot 100, making the Buoys one of the most unlikely one-hit wonders in American music history."

And check our cool, Donnerish lyrircs:

Trapped in a mineshaft that caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim
When they broke through to pull us free The only ones left to tell the tale
Were Joe and me
....
My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around
To finding Timothy

(Background info licensed by Wikipedia under GNU. Song © Scepter Records. Excerpted for review under Fair Use laws by Tommy Turtle.)

I would never eat human flesh and would probably sacrifice myself for the sake of others' survival in a Donner Party-like situation (I weigh about 200 pounds and am fairly tall, so I would feed several people for at least a couple of days), but I enjoyed this parody. I also enjoyed grossing people out with stories of the Donner Party as well as other, more recent instances of cannibalism such as Jeffrey Dahmer, the marooned soccer-players in the Andes Mountains and Nathaniel Bar-Jonah as a kid. Here are 555 helpings of human liver, fava beans and Chianti, as preferred by Hannibal Lecter and prepared by Andria.

thanks buoys...lol....thanks andria...yeah, i don't think human flesh is for me either

Nice "killer" piece/slab, Alv! I'd like to see you do Steve Miller "abra cadaver" LOL! Love John's comment.

thanks harry