Song Parodies -> "Bad Turkey"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Turkey"

Original Performer:

John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Turkey"

Parody Written by:

CalicoKittenMom

The Lyrics

Okay, its a little late for a Thanksgiving Parody, but this one came to me last night when I was listening to some John Lennon on the CD. Cant see why I never thought of this one before...

Nausea's rising
Puking is nigh
Hugging the toilet
I wanna die

My tummy is churning
So is my head
Wish that I was sleepin'
Body's like lead

Bad turkey has got me on the run

My belly is achin'
Projectile vomitin' now
Rejecting my dinner
I just cant see how

Bad turkey has got me on the run
Bad turkey has got me on the run

The door is wide open
Cant help if you peep
One thing Im sure of
I ain't gonna sleep

Bad turkey has got me on the run

Twenty-four hours
Since dinner went down
If I don't stop pukin
Baby Im gonna drown

Oh Ill be a good girl
Make it go away
I gotta stop pukin'
Long enough to say

Bad turkey has got me on the run...

For everyone who ever got food poisoning over the holidays -- been there, done that!

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Larry Hensley - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Really funny, I can relate. 5s

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