Take for Bob weren’t nuggets
He got golden bars and more
His cronies bribin’ him to give ’im a pleasin’
In the money poured
Into his bank account they had to pay
That is what bribery is for
Take for Bob weren’t nuggets
He got gold and gelt galore

He was workin’ for many cronies
He thought he had no fears
But he’s bein’ watched by lawmen
Second time in a few years
His swag count became extremely high
Because he made some people pay
Once again the guy is under attack
Maybe this time, go away

Take for Bob weren’t nuggets
He got golden bars and more
His cronies bribin’ him to give ’im a pleasin’
Quite a lot he scored
They shoveled the money along his way
That is what bribery is for
Take for Bob weren’t nuggets
He got gold and gelt encore

First it was easy as rollin’ a log
And everything was cool
But he might now get a haircut
From a jury pool

Waitin’ now for another shoe to drop
He just might feel it any day
For a long time he’s drawin’ aces
But the Joker’s now in play

Makin’ out a warrant
Options the Law can explore
Into a prison cell he could be squeezin’
And they’ll lock the door
And when they’ve done that throw the key away
Yeah, that’ll happen when pigs soar!
Snakes like Bob run rampant
In a Congress full o’ whores