Take this beer and chug it
Don't want to hear you whine no more
Your mate just left
And took the excuses you've been banking on
You better not try to stand in my way
When I throw the can to the floor
Take this beer and chug it
Don't want to hear you whine no more

I've been drinkin down in Lot 2
For nigh on fifteen years
All this time, I watched alumni
Nursing their expensive beers
When I hear the kids in the nerd dorm say
"I'll study, I can't tailgate"
I'll pull a beer right out of the ice
And I'll just have to say

Take this beer and chug it
Don't want to hear you whine no more
Your teacher left
And took the excuses you've been banking on
You better not try to stand in my way
When I throw the can to the floor
Take this beer and chug it
Don't want to hear you whine no more

Well, the freshmen they can't hold their beer
The Wolfpack fans are fools
Make wolf shadows with their hands
Lord, they think that's cool?
Before the game, they're talking lots of trash
Beat Maryland? There ain't no way!
I shove a brew into their faces
And I just have to say

Take this beer and chug it
Don't want to hear you whine no more
Your team done lost
And took the excuses you've been banking on
You better not try to stand in my way
When I throw the can to the floor
Take this beer and chug it
Don't want to hear you whine no more