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Song Parodies -> "Pollen's in the Air"
Original Song Title:
"Love is in the Air"
Original Performer:
John Paul Young
Parody Song Title:
"Pollen's in the Air"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Spring means a lot of different things to different people. A renewal. Children playing in the yard. Daytona Beach. Something for Hitler and Germany. Me? It's pollen.
Pollen’s in the air.
Everywhere I look around
Pollen’s in the air.
See it covering the ground.
And I don’t know if it can bear it
Don’t know if I will sneeze
But it’s something that I’ll have to live with
While I hack, and I cough, and I wheeze.
Pollen’s in the air.
And it’s coming from the trees
Pollen’s in the air
And it brings me to my knees
And it covers my new black Saturn
It covers my once clean hair
I can write my name through all that green gunk
Hear my lungs try to filter through air
(Chorus)
Pollen’s in the air
Pollen’s in the air
Oh oh sniff
Oh oh drip
Pollen’s in the air
Never really any fun
Pollen’s in the air
Phlegm projectiles like a gun
And I can't help but think it's pollution
That old dance of flowers in bloom
If you plants have to breed in my yard, now
Go pack up and get you a room.
Everywhere I look around
Pollen’s in the air.
See it covering the ground.
And I don’t know if it can bear it
Don’t know if I will sneeze
But it’s something that I’ll have to live with
While I hack, and I cough, and I wheeze.
Pollen’s in the air.
And it’s coming from the trees
Pollen’s in the air
And it brings me to my knees
And it covers my new black Saturn
It covers my once clean hair
I can write my name through all that green gunk
Hear my lungs try to filter through air
(Chorus)
Pollen’s in the air
Pollen’s in the air
Oh oh sniff
Oh oh drip
Pollen’s in the air
Never really any fun
Pollen’s in the air
Phlegm projectiles like a gun
And I can't help but think it's pollution
That old dance of flowers in bloom
If you plants have to breed in my yard, now
Go pack up and get you a room.
This was the first parody to appear on my blog, and I'm still pretty happy with it. Not the pollen. The parody. Copyright 2009 Warren Baker. More anguish can be found at The Blogging Baker.
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So good it made my eyes water! And GREAT intro (something for Hitler and Germany!). ;D
Your talent brings us to our sneeze... er, knees... ; )
555, plus bonus points for the intro as per OMR's comment
555, plus bonus points for the intro as per OMR's comment
This was nothing to sneeze at...oh wait..YES, IT WAS!!! Time for Exederine 555!!!
Modern classic! 5's
Follow-up idea: Peggy Lee:
"(Hay) Fever"
I throw three Fives Atchoo!
(no further clues needed to identity, right?)
"(Hay) Fever"
I throw three Fives Atchoo!
(no further clues needed to identity, right?)
LOL @ inspired pun
OMR- Thanks for catching my Mel Brooks shout out! And for the v/c.
FG- Thanks for the v/c, and can I interest you in an antihistamine?
Mark- Thanks for the v/c, and here's a handkerchief.
Phil- Thanks for the v/c, and help yourself to some Kleenex.
TT- I must agree with FG...I laughed so hard, I spit out another parody. If things go well, you'll be able to see it in the album parodies on Wednesday. And thanks for the v/c!
FG- Thanks for the v/c, and can I interest you in an antihistamine?
Mark- Thanks for the v/c, and here's a handkerchief.
Phil- Thanks for the v/c, and help yourself to some Kleenex.
TT- I must agree with FG...I laughed so hard, I spit out another parody. If things go well, you'll be able to see it in the album parodies on Wednesday. And thanks for the v/c!
@TT- Now appearing in the album parody section. Behold what your pun has wrought...
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