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Song Parodies -> "Hockey's Back (2013 Edition)"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome Back"
Original Performer:
John Sebastian
Parody Song Title:
"Hockey's Back (2013 Edition)"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Another lockout is over. Remember: It was not a strike, it was a lockout. It was ALL the fault of the owners and their grinning lackey, Commissioner Gary Bettman.
Hockey's back!
A deal is at last all worked out.
Hockey's back!
Going after the Cup that we dreamed about.
Well, some names, they have changed since they've been around.
But the dreams, they've remained, and they've spun around.
And who'd have thought we'd see them?
(Who'd have thought we'd see them?)
Back here, where we need them?
(Back here, where we need them?)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!)
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
Hockey's back!
So now, on ESPN
hockey's back
and NASCAR and the poker go home again!
And a season, we'll finally getting in.
We'll see Brodeur and Crosby and Ovechkin.
And who'd have thought we'd see them?
(Who'd have thought we'd see them?)
Back here, where we need them?
(Back here, where we need them?)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!)
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
(rink organ replaces Sebastian's harmonica)
And we'll see Ranger goalie Henrik Lundqvist
who's still got a sore neck from the goals he missed
And who'd have thought we'd see them?
(Who'd have thought we'd see them?)
Back here, where we need them?
(Back here, where we need them?)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!)
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
that we got 'em on the ice!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!
Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!
Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!
A deal is at last all worked out.
Hockey's back!
Going after the Cup that we dreamed about.
Well, some names, they have changed since they've been around.
But the dreams, they've remained, and they've spun around.
And who'd have thought we'd see them?
(Who'd have thought we'd see them?)
Back here, where we need them?
(Back here, where we need them?)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!)
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
Hockey's back!
So now, on ESPN
hockey's back
and NASCAR and the poker go home again!
And a season, we'll finally getting in.
We'll see Brodeur and Crosby and Ovechkin.
And who'd have thought we'd see them?
(Who'd have thought we'd see them?)
Back here, where we need them?
(Back here, where we need them?)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!)
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
(rink organ replaces Sebastian's harmonica)
And we'll see Ranger goalie Henrik Lundqvist
who's still got a sore neck from the goals he missed
And who'd have thought we'd see them?
(Who'd have thought we'd see them?)
Back here, where we need them?
(Back here, where we need them?)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!)
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
that we got 'em on the ice!
(Hockey's back, hockey's back...)
Yeah, it sure feels so nice
that we got 'em on the ice!
Hockey's back!
Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!
Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!
Hockey's back, hockey's back, hockey's back!
And Bettman can STILL kiss my ice!
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Saw a Kansas City Mavericks game back in December. Must be a different league. One player was penalized for "Sportsmanlike Behavior".
Michael - I know little about ice hockey, but I have been called a "hockey puck". At least I know the fellow wasn't referring to A Midsummer Night's Dream! ;D
Curses, foiled again! You may have won this time but next time, I shall succeed!
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