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Song Parodies -> "You're the Jedi That I Want"
Original Song Title:
"You're the One That I Want"
Original Performer:
John Travolta & Olivia Newton John
Parody Song Title:
"You're the Jedi That I Want"
Parody Written by:
King of chocolate
The Lyrics
If Star Wars Episode III had been a musical, I imagine that this would be the song that occurs right after Mace Windu is blasted out of the window of Palpatine's office. Enjoy! And may the Force be with you.
(Anakin)
The Sith, they're multiplying
Jedi are losing control
And the power Palpatine's supplying,
It's electrifying!
(Palpatine)
You better shape up, 'cause I need a pupil
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand
To the Dark Side I must be true
(Anakin) Tell me what, tell me what I have to do
(Chorus)
You're the Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The one I need, to do evil deeds
(Palpatine & Anakin)
If you're filled with aggression, that you wish to convey
Meditate to the Dark Side, feel the hate
I better shape up, 'cause you need a pupil
I need a pupil, who can stand by my side
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove, that you're right for the Dark Side
Are you sure? Yes I'm sure, now Lord Vader, rise!
(Chorus x2)
You're the Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The one I need, to do evil deeds
You're the Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The one I need, to do evil deeds
The Sith, they're multiplying
Jedi are losing control
And the power Palpatine's supplying,
It's electrifying!
(Palpatine)
You better shape up, 'cause I need a pupil
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up, you better understand
To the Dark Side I must be true
(Anakin) Tell me what, tell me what I have to do
(Chorus)
You're the Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The one I need, to do evil deeds
(Palpatine & Anakin)
If you're filled with aggression, that you wish to convey
Meditate to the Dark Side, feel the hate
I better shape up, 'cause you need a pupil
I need a pupil, who can stand by my side
I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove
You better prove, that you're right for the Dark Side
Are you sure? Yes I'm sure, now Lord Vader, rise!
(Chorus x2)
You're the Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The one I need, to do evil deeds
You're the Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The Jedi that I want (you are the Jedi I want), ooh, ooh, ooh, Ani
The one I need, to do evil deeds
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I could see a complete Grease/SW mashup with this. Be sure to change more of the words next time, though.
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