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Song Parodies -> "Police Have My Dad!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Felice Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Police Have My Dad!!!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

For best results, sing this with a Jamaican accent. Pronounce the word "dad" as Dodd or dahd.....
Police have me dad....
Police have me dad....
Police have me dad....He can't make bail,
Please release me dad....

Police have me dad....
Police have me dad....
Police have me dad....He can't make bail,
Please release me dad....

Don't wanna see him in jail for Christmas!
Don't wanna see him in jail for Christmas!
Don't wanna see him in jail for Christmas!
Won't you please have a heart??!!

(Repeat)


Police have me dad....
Police have me dad....
Police have me dad....He can't make bail,
Please release me dad....

(Repeat)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 13

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Old Man Ribber - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Festive! ;D
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I tried this a few years back, imagining a guy arrested on terrorism charges: "Release ravi's dad, preposterous, no terroristic cad." Then Spaff.com reminded me he'd already done "Police Nabbed My Dad." On quality, this is good, and those 2 examples are a way back, but for future reference: If an idea sounds obvious to you, chances are it already sounded obvious to someone else.
Patrick - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Being this is sung with a Jamaican accent, I don't have to guess what your old man got locked up for.
??? - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Lemme guess. It took 20 seconds to squeeze this urd-tay out?

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