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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 2. The Fleas On This Dog"
Original Song Title:
"Feliz Navidad"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jose Feliciano
Parody Song Title:
"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 2. The Fleas On This Dog"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
welcome back to the 25 Parodies Of Christmas!
this time, we look at the owner of a dog, with a massive flea problem! not boring at all, right? please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOPZoX6ZSnE
this time, we look at the owner of a dog, with a massive flea problem! not boring at all, right? please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOPZoX6ZSnE
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Act Odd
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Roll All Over The New Rug
I know I might sound a little b!^(#y
but, I hate those bugs, who've made him itchy
just look, the poor thing is getting twitchy
'cause they're biting every part
I bought some shampoo, to kill the suckers
so, let me at 'em, the motherf*****s!
I'll have 'em runnin' like little cluckers
now it's time to bathe the dog
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
(dog howls)
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Act Odd
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Roll All Over The New Rug
I know I might sound a little b!^(#y
but, I hate those bugs, who've made him itchy
just look, the poor thing is getting twitchy
'cause they're biting every part
I bought some shampoo, to kill the suckers
so, let me at 'em, the motherf*****s!
I'll have 'em runnin' like little cluckers
now it's time to bathe the dog
The Fleas On This Dog
I Want 'Em All Gone
The Fleas On This Dog
Outstayed Their Welcome, It's Been Too Long
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
I'm gonna take him, to get a flea bath
I wonder where to get him a flea bath?
I'm gonna take him, to get a flea bath
let the buggers die right off
vet recommended a nice, new flea belt
so if fleas come near, a threat will be felt
but, does he have worms, now? or what the #3!!?
rubbed his bottom on the rug
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Act Odd
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Roll All Over The New Rug
I know I might sound a little b!^(#y
but, I hate those bugs, who've made him itchy
just look, the poor thing is getting twitchy
'cause they're biting every part
I bought some shampoo, to kill the suckers
so, let me at 'em, the motherf*****s!
I'll have 'em runnin' like little cluckers
now it's time to bathe the dog
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
(dog howls)
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Act Odd
The Fleas On This Dog
Making Him Roll All Over The New Rug
I know I might sound a little b!^(#y
but, I hate those bugs, who've made him itchy
just look, the poor thing is getting twitchy
'cause they're biting every part
I bought some shampoo, to kill the suckers
so, let me at 'em, the motherf*****s!
I'll have 'em runnin' like little cluckers
now it's time to bathe the dog
The Fleas On This Dog
I Want 'Em All Gone
The Fleas On This Dog
Outstayed Their Welcome, It's Been Too Long
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
I'm gonna take him, to get a flea bath
I wonder where to get him a flea bath?
I'm gonna take him, to get a flea bath
let the buggers die right off
vet recommended a nice, new flea belt
so if fleas come near, a threat will be felt
but, does he have worms, now? or what the #3!!?
rubbed his bottom on the rug
The Fleas On This Dog
There's Hundreds, My God!
If He Doesn't Stop
Scratching Himself, He'll Scratch Some Skin Off
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!
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This didn't tick me off- 555!
"The Fleas on this dog" is an inspired sub for Feliz Navidad. Even if the rest of this parody had sucked eggnog, it would have been redeemed by that one brilliant sub
Tu perro esta muy picante! Cinco Cinco Cinco.
Rob - thanks, mate!
CML - thanks! also, now I must get a straw, to suck eggnog...
Agrimorfee - Gracias!
CML - thanks! also, now I must get a straw, to suck eggnog...
Agrimorfee - Gracias!
Jon, I think you should keep this pace up! You could reach 200 soon ;-)
^ thanks! I'll have to see where I'm currently at. of course, I'd have to discount two, which were written by another Jonathan, before me. but as promised, I will be doing these 25 Christmas parodies, and just submitted another one, for tomorrow! after that, I've got some requested works in the pipeline, as well as a sort of "special" project for 2018, to celebrate my 5 years back, as an active writer! (2013.)
Obese Navidad .. Obese Navidad .. Obese Navidad ...... Come los nachos en candidad ........ Obese Navidad .. Obese Navidad ... Obese Navidad .. Tome los eggnogs en candidad ......... I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. From the bottom of my heart
O, en los lyricos alternativos, Yonathan ........ Obese Navidad, Obese Navidad, Obese Navidad ... Nachos con queso en candidad
^ ¿Es eso una solicitud, señor?
Que es eso? Con queso?
^ ¡Echale un vistazo! ¡Rob ya lo hizo!
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