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Song Parodies -> "Pu-lease Dab Your Crabs"
Original Song Title:
"Feliz Navidad"
Original Performer:
José Feliciano
Parody Song Title:
"Pu-lease Dab Your Crabs"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pthirus o' pubis your pubies they grab.
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Change under-wear-o when you grease your nads.
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
Now your bottom itch and smart.
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Gnaws on your huevos so go tweese those crabs
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Beware libido brings you fleas and crabs.
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
Now your bottom itch and smart.
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
Now your bottom itch and smart.
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pthirus o' pubis your pubies they grab.
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Change under-wear-o when you grease your nads.
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
Now your bottom itch and smart.
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Gnaws on your huevos so go tweese those crabs
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Pu-lease dab your crabs,
Beware libido brings you fleas and crabs.
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
Now your bottom itch and smart.
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
You went and messed with a hairy mistress,
Now your bottom itch and smart.
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Brilliant and funny grossness that matches the original song's rhyme and pacing as closely as this parody does will always earn 5's from me!
Yea - funny and gross...5's
¡My bueno, Sr. DiRito!
I hear tell in Texas, they're as big as armadillos? Sick, but funny! ;-)
fives just for the "hairy mistress" line alone...too funny
I have said it before, and will again. You're a sick man, Guy. Sick but funny! Excellent.
Muy ewwwww! 555
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