-> "Toothpaste"
Original Song Title:
"Too Late"
Parody Song Title:
"Toothpaste"
Parody Written by:
D. Shafer
The Lyrics
See your front teeth turnin' green
Don't you think you should get them clean?
That foul smell is hard to hide
Why can't you locate your lost pride?
Ooh, you'd better grab a brush and use some...
Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Ooh, yes, my friend, the time has come
To remove that plaque and scum
Well don't you want a sparkling smile?
You must know your breath is vile
Ooh, you'd better grab a brush and use some...
Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste, toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Now, it's time for you to floss
Take an oral hygiene course
So, my friend, find time tonight
Make those four teeth pearly white
Ooh, you'd better grab a brush and use some...
Toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste, toothpaste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste, toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste, toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste.. you'll like the taste
Toothpaste.. just try some toothpaste...
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