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Song Parodies -> "Final Fantasy VII: The Epic"
Original Song Title:
"The Wall"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"Final Fantasy VII: The Epic"
Parody Written by:
solidgameboy12
The Lyrics
The Wall by Kansas is NOT the same song from Pink Floyd. This song rules, and when I hear it, Final Fantasy VII comes to mind.
I'm playing Final Fantasy,
I can't believe things I see,
The path that I have chosen now,
Has been the dumbest One,
I should have chosen "Run away",
But Instead I have chose to "Fight the Guards"
Their 23 Levels higher then me.
I have no chance, I'm gonna die Shortly,
What a Sham, Because the worst part for me, I hadn't saved since 3:00.
No potions, or Ethers, Elixers or even a magic Spell,
I'm gonna go straight to hell.
That's not so bad, I guess for me,
Although I wish most certainly,
That I had equipped Barret with a well powered gun,
When he fought Dyne, near that coral where we should have been having fun.
The whole game is a masterpiece,
The fate for Aeris' life rests there, Disk 1 there,
Seeing how she dies just about killed me,
It's just a travesty.
Why don't they use a Phoenix Down to bring her back,
It's just a stab in the back.
Now I am at Disk 2, and I thought this game was as lame as poo.
Suprisingly, it gets better than I ever thought before.
There's more than I can measure, in this RPG I love so much more than my life,
Sephiroth's waiting for me, on the last disk, that's right, Disk 3.
All I am, and all that was waiting for me, in Harmony,
Disk 3 now comes, and I fear this fight has just begun, No wait, I've Won!
(Song Closes, but not before hearing The all classic Battle Finish music from Final Fantasy VII right before the song ends.)
I can't believe things I see,
The path that I have chosen now,
Has been the dumbest One,
I should have chosen "Run away",
But Instead I have chose to "Fight the Guards"
Their 23 Levels higher then me.
I have no chance, I'm gonna die Shortly,
What a Sham, Because the worst part for me, I hadn't saved since 3:00.
No potions, or Ethers, Elixers or even a magic Spell,
I'm gonna go straight to hell.
That's not so bad, I guess for me,
Although I wish most certainly,
That I had equipped Barret with a well powered gun,
When he fought Dyne, near that coral where we should have been having fun.
The whole game is a masterpiece,
The fate for Aeris' life rests there, Disk 1 there,
Seeing how she dies just about killed me,
It's just a travesty.
Why don't they use a Phoenix Down to bring her back,
It's just a stab in the back.
Now I am at Disk 2, and I thought this game was as lame as poo.
Suprisingly, it gets better than I ever thought before.
There's more than I can measure, in this RPG I love so much more than my life,
Sephiroth's waiting for me, on the last disk, that's right, Disk 3.
All I am, and all that was waiting for me, in Harmony,
Disk 3 now comes, and I fear this fight has just begun, No wait, I've Won!
(Song Closes, but not before hearing The all classic Battle Finish music from Final Fantasy VII right before the song ends.)
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DKTOS, but a good parody about FF7, I've never played it myself(but watched my cousin play it), so I get the reference.
I'm the opposite--Don't know FF7, but know the original song. Fits the meter, good word usage, I'll have to take your word about FF7.
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