Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

workoutman15

The Lyrics

I close my ass
only for a moment
and the poop is gone
all my shit
remains in my intestines, poisoning my guts
shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut

Same old scene
seven days of manure
that will not come out
all the shit
festers in my organs
slowly killing me
shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut

I can’t hang on
All the shit is liquefying
inside of me
it slips away

And pours out of my mouth excruciatingly

shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut
all the shit is still in my gut

shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut
all the shit is still in my gut

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Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Workout - No sh*t...literally! Great parody. Now that I know your (Haley's) M.O. I'll give you some advice. Milk (Of Magnesia) this idea for all it's worth. This is no time to get (Ex) lax. Again, fine job! ;D

Victor - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment

This song is disgusting. I felt like i was going to vomit.

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