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Song Parodies -> "Snow White Has a Wicked Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Snow White Has a Wicked Mom"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

After watching a Guitar Hero meme mod video of CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas singing to this alongside Kratos, Shrek and Snow White, I got around to writing yet another retelling of the seminal 1937 Disney animated feature out of boredom. I've been making Guitar Hero mods with a few friends of mine for the past month or so at the time of this writing, so this one's very much dedicated to the Guitar Hero World Tour: Definitive Edition team.
Snow White has a wicked mom
Evil queen wants this girl gone
Ate an apple; now she's dead
The dwarfs cried some more

Ahhhh…

Born to royals but her mother went croaking
And her father married someone who's scheming
What was happ'ly ever after, and her old man died

Evil queen had bouts of grandiose delusion
Such the jealousy, she did some high treason
She called a huntsman, sent him killing
Much to his dismay

"Carry on now, Princess, run!
There'll be peace when this queen's gone
I will take care of the rest
Don't you cry no more"

Exiled feelings, she all weeped and sulked, sobbing
Forest creatures saw her plight and went helping
Befriended seven little miners
Well this cottage roof is way too low

Sang soprano of romantic emotion
Dreaming of a handsome prince who's name's Florian
She sang and danced with graceful motion
Much to evil queen's dismay

Snow White has a wicked mom
Evil queen wants this girl gone
Ate an apple; now she's dead
The dwarfs cried some more, no!

Carry on
You're the monarch who's better
Carry on
You bear grace and the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Your home kingdom waits for you

Carry on now, Princess, hun!
There's now peace now that queen's gone
You are filled with hope and grace
Don't you cry
Don't you cry no more

No more!
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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Agrimorfee - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
Rocked Disney out of his carbon grave! Not bad at all. 555. (security code CEL, for animation, of course)
Peregrin - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
A long time ago Merry and I parodied the OS with "Crapping On Wayward Song". So 5s to anybody who takes the OS and turns it into ANYTHING else ;)
LPG-Unit - September 30, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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