-> "Ben-Jen with the Void in Its Eyes"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Man with the Child in His Eyes"
 (MP3)  
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Ben-Jen with the Void in Its Eyes"
				Parody Written by: 
Musidora
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I see It before I turn my eyes 
And focus on the double As,
I realize It's there 'cause I can't turn 'round and crave Snickers,
Nobody loathes It the way I do,
Vic says I take it all too seriously.
Then suddenly I find myself 
Stacking up the cans of Mountain Dew,
Stacking bags of herbs and greens,
Salad's good with bar-be-que...
Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!
Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!
It's much like a cipher,
But It's so aware of all Its machinations,
Like when It set THAT date...
Oh, now I sweat as I feel It fascinate...
Oh! I'm so worried about the grouse,
I think is this what It has come to?
So here I am again, my boy,
But what on Earth am I doing here?
Breaking down at the grocery store,
When I just had a whim for some pemmican.
Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!
Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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