(Garfield the Cat is sleeping again on a beautiful Monday morning.)

**John Arbuckle**
"Garfield! It's 12:30 in the afternoon. Don't think you're just gonna eat lasagna all night and sleep all day. I give up...."

(Garfield wakes up and plugs in his electric guitar. The music kicks in!)

You show us everything you've got
In your refrigerator, eat it up
I'll have lasagna with sausage pizza
I say I wanna watch some TV
The Binky the Clown Show, that clown's insane
He comes to visit, he'll drive me crazy
I keep on sleepin', I keep on eatin'

I wanna eat some food all night and go to sleep ev'ry day
I want lasagn-i-a tonight and a nap ev-er-y day
I wanna watch Binky the Clown and torture Odie today
I wanna go to sleep all night and sleep the rest of the day

You keep on telling me to wake for a while
I'll eat some pasta in Italian style
Then I'll get tired, this cat is lazy
You say I eat spaghetti a lot
"Garfield, Garfield, that's quite a lot!"
And it's drive you wild that I'm so lazy
I will fiesta, then I'll siesta

I'll eat spaghetti sauce all nite, lasagna every day
I wanna watch TV all night and take a nap all day
I'll tortue Odie till he cries and then I'll go back to sleep
I wanna eat some food all night and go to sleep ev'ry day
I wanna go to sleep all night and sleep the rest of the day
That Irma cat, I'll mail tonight straight back to Abu Dabhi
I cannot stand anything cute, I wanna sleep all day
I'll eat spaghetti sauce all nite, lasagna every day
I wanna go to sleep all night and sleep the rest of the day!!!!

(Before you know it, Garfield goes back to sleep.)