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Song Parodies -> "Math"

Original Song Title:

"Beth"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Math"

Parody Written by:

Joelle

The Lyrics

Teach, I hear you talkin',
But I just can't get it right.
This page of long division
It just might take me all night.
Just a few more problems,
And I'll turn it in to you.
I know my grade is fallin'.
Oh, math, what can I do?
Oh, math, what can I do?
You say my head is empty,
And I am really dense.
You're always somewhere else
And it just don't make sense.
Just a few more problems,
And I'll turn it in to you.
I know my grade is fallin'.
Oh, math, what can I do?
Oh, math, what can I do?
Teach, I know you're teachin'
And I hope I'll understand,
'Cause I really want to pass this class, man!
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3
Total Votes: 16

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 2   0
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 3   1
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Diva - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work.
Jan Unwin - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It all adds up that I should give you 5-5-5. Good job!
Jeff Reuben - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad at all...good job!
Phil Alexander - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Another maths one... I guess this is "M", after all :-) And I'm sure that parody writing will help with that revision....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad at all, but if you see mine it's so a hundred times the effort and size. Good vote-wise but just too short for an ABCs vote. 5-4-4
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like it!
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one reads even funnier, juxtaposed with Ralph's.... ;-D

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