You’re in denial, sonny, oh so bad
Your family says that you’re stark raving mad
But once we talk about it on TV
I will quantify your misery

They call me (Dr. Phil)
They call me Dr. Phil (calling Dr. Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter pill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)

And even though you’re full of s***
I’ll break it down if you’ll permit
I’ll make a plan, a cleansing, psychic bran
I’ll analyze you as I probe and scan

But not unless you will confess
You need my help, your life’s a mess
Mister, you’ll lose if you try to fight
The first rule of this show is, “I’m right.”

So call me (Dr. Phil)
They call me Dr. Phil (calling Dr. Phil)
Your mountain is my molehill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)

Ha!

They call me (Dr. Phil)
They call me Dr. Phil (calling Dr. Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter pill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)

Ooh, they call me (Dr.Phil)
Your mountain is my molehill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter pill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)

Ooh, they call me (Dr.Phil)
Your mountain is my molehill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter pill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil), ooh, yeah

Yeah, they call me (Dr. Phil)
They call me Dr. Phil (calling Dr. Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter pill (’cause I’m Dr. Phil)

Phil, Phil, Phil (Dr. Phil)
Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil (Dr. Phil) Phil, Dr. Phil
(Calling Dr. Phil)

I’ll make you take a bitter (Dr.Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter (calling Dr.Phil)
I’ll make you take a bitter (calling Dr.Phil)
They call me Dr. Phil (Dr. Phil)
They call me Dr. Phil (calling Dr. Phil)