Song Parodies -> "Rangers Blew It"

Original Song Title:

"Jungle Boogie"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Rangers Blew It"

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The Lyrics

What team would blow a 5-0 goal lead anyway?

Those frowns,
Those frowns,
Those frowns,
Those frowns,
( x6 )

Ahhhhhhhhhhh !

Rangers blew it
Rangers blew it
What the hell
Rangers blew it
Rangers blew it
L-O-L
Just got moody
Just got moody
Just got moody
They've played like a newbie
Like a newbie
(Come & spread it around)

Rangers blew it
Help those damn clowns
Just got moody
Moody baby
Like a newbie
Those newbies
Rangers blew it
Bruhuhuhu
Rangers screwed it
Get out
Just got moody
Got moody
Like a newbie
Let them jump in
Like a newbie
Down with those newbies
Those clowns,
Those clowns,
Those clowns,
Those clowns,
Rangers meltdown,
Those clowns,
Those clowns,
( x6 )

Uh, low
Let the puck flow
Let them feel the blow

I'm down with those newbies
I'm gonna laugh at those Rangers newbies
Those frowns
Those clowns in the Rangers said
Ouch!
The clowns say ow
The clowns say ow
Get the puck out you
Get out you
Those clowns
Get pucky ya'll
What a let down

You don't see that one everyday

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Jason - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment

One of your better efforts Maxy. I quite enjoyed this. 545.

Agrimorfee - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment

If only "blew it" rhymed with "boogie".

Michael Pacholek - February 24, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you, Max, from all of us who hate the Rangers -- mostly in New Jersey and Long Island. Interesting that you use the term "clowns," since the Madison Square Garden Corporation always leases the building to the circus in April, and, since it made more money for them than the teams in those days, it forced the Rangers and Knicks to have Playoff "home games" on the road, possibly costing the Rangers the Stanley Cup in 1950 and the Knicks the NBA Title in '51, '52 and '53. Of course, the Rangers and Knicks are white elephants, and you know what kind of smell elephants leave behind! But as to that 5-0 choke job, do a search on "The Miracle On Manchester" sometime. You'll see it happens to the best of teams, not just the Rangers. Still... RANGERS SUCK!

Max Power - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment

The sequel won't be in production despite what happened last night.

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