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Song Parodies -> "Disco Davey's Farm-a-Yard"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Marmalade"
(MP3)Original Performer:
LaBelle
Parody Song Title:
"Disco Davey's Farm-a-Yard"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
The night-life in farming communities is usually pretty tame....or so we thought!
Hey mister, harvester, this mister's got blisters
Hey mister, hard fister, this mister's got blisters
You'll find a farmyard down in ol' Ioway
Where all the "bad" ploughmen meet
If you're ravin' at Dave's,
You can sure misbehave
Cheeky chicken, hardcore mama
Frisky pigsy ya ya squeal
Bloke and goat smoke lotta ganja
(At) Disco Davey's Farm-a-yard
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
You lay moo, she sway dat uddah!
Lonely farmhands with some wild oats to sow
And young unstable stable boys leer
Oh, you'll find something soft
Up in the hayloft
Cheeky chicken, hardcore mama
Horsey hussy; what a thrill!
Dosey-doe with hot, hot llama
(At) Disco Davey's farm-a-yard
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
You lay moo, she sway dat uddah!
Huh, huh, hnnnngggg
Out in the barn, gonna raise the roof
Cowpokes live up to their name
Saddle up: it's time to ride
Need a lovin' hidemore, more, MORE!
When you're down home workin' dawn to dusk
Spending long days with just guys
Those naughty dreams, when you sleep
Not just "counting" sheep: Shorn, shorn, PORN!
Cheeky chicken, hardcore mama
Frisky pigsy ya ya squeal
Bloke and goat smoke lotta ganja
(At) Disco Davey's Farm-a-yard
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
You lay moo, she sway dat uddah!
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
(At) Disco Davey's farm-a-yard..
Hey mister, hard fister, this mister's got blisters
You'll find a farmyard down in ol' Ioway
Where all the "bad" ploughmen meet
If you're ravin' at Dave's,
You can sure misbehave
Cheeky chicken, hardcore mama
Frisky pigsy ya ya squeal
Bloke and goat smoke lotta ganja
(At) Disco Davey's Farm-a-yard
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
You lay moo, she sway dat uddah!
Lonely farmhands with some wild oats to sow
And young unstable stable boys leer
Oh, you'll find something soft
Up in the hayloft
Cheeky chicken, hardcore mama
Horsey hussy; what a thrill!
Dosey-doe with hot, hot llama
(At) Disco Davey's farm-a-yard
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
You lay moo, she sway dat uddah!
Huh, huh, hnnnngggg
Out in the barn, gonna raise the roof
Cowpokes live up to their name
Saddle up: it's time to ride
Need a lovin' hidemore, more, MORE!
When you're down home workin' dawn to dusk
Spending long days with just guys
Those naughty dreams, when you sleep
Not just "counting" sheep: Shorn, shorn, PORN!
Cheeky chicken, hardcore mama
Frisky pigsy ya ya squeal
Bloke and goat smoke lotta ganja
(At) Disco Davey's Farm-a-yard
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
You lay moo, she sway dat uddah!
Poulet poo, loose hay and tractah: sheep baaa!
(At) Disco Davey's farm-a-yard..
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Saq Le Blu! This was impressive!!!
Love it, 5s TMGLTM, I can almost hear LaBelle sing it LOL
my favorite of the day
Been to the Mustang Ranch? 555
Cheeky chicken, lol...love all the adjectival antics, here
This one gets the pullet surprise. 555
This is the best barnyard ballad of all time!
Thanks a bunch Matty, Jack, Al, Yoidy, AFW, Rex and PMS! If you can get hold of an mp3 this is great fun to sing along to....;-)
Oh Kristof, you're really baaaaaaaaaad!
Merry, I take that as the highest compliment...thanks!
This OS has been on my to do list since 2001,when I started writing parodies, ok didntr write that many then but yeah, and since that was the year it was resurrected for Moulin Rogue by Christina Aguilera,Pink,Mya and Lil' Kim,and it was new decided to parody it, but Id known this version before too. Just never thought pf an idea for it.
I had exactly the same problem, Jack...this is one of my all-time fave songs, but I couldn't figure out how to tackle it. So I decided to come up with a rhyme for "voulez-vous" and see where it led me. Once I got "poulet poo" I had a starting point and took it from there. This was originally just going to be a straight farm-themed parody, but I wasn't getting much joy out of it, so I "kinked" it up (my motto: when in doubt, use smut!)
Oxymoronic juxtaposition like "unstable stable" is always going to get Fives from me.
Ya dun good! 5's
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