There's a game show that's sure that it's not getting old
And they're firing up Season 11
ABC's dancing show features se-ver-al stars
And I thought season 10 went way too far!
Ooh, ooh, are some dying for Season 11?

There's a list on the wall but I want to be sure
'Cause a few of the names have me seething
The co-hosts Tom and Brooke announced who'll be dancing
Sometimes I ask what ABC was thinking

Oh, what a blunder!
Oh, what a blunder!

There's a feeling I get when I look at the cast
Why the heck would they pick Bristol Palin?
On the blog I did read Hasselhoff's in the lead
And that "Jersey" boy The Situation

It's a class-A blunder
A colossal blunder

And it's whispered that soon if we all stay tuned
We'll see a ballroom-dancing Michael Bolton
See, when I turn it on, it's not on for long
But I'd watch if they had William Shatner

---guitar solo---

If you're tempted to turn on that show, don't turn it on, Man!
It's just a terrible waste of your time
Yes, there's near nothing on TV now, just that debased scum
There's still time to change what show you're on!

Oh, what a blunder!
Oh, what a blunder!

Here is a problem that I get asked, what do you do if
Your mother's calling you to join her
Dear Mommy, can you find a new show, that contest blows!
This season, no celebrity will win!

---guitar solo---

And did I tell you bout the stars
I did not mention earlier
Here comes a "Baby" we all know
Jennifer Grey and Margaret Cho
Brandy Norwood's set to tango
But Sarah Palin's dearest spawn?
I hope this season is the last
When all is said and all is done, yeah
I think no one should get the gold!!!!!!

Mom, I'm not watching Season 11!