Song Parodies -> "Inpatient Song"

Original Song Title:

"Immigrant Song"

Original Performer:

"Inpatient Song"

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The Lyrics

Accident prone...or just asking for it? Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzleCckNfAE

A-ah-ahh-OW!
A-ah-ahh-OW!
Finger is jammed, think I broke my toe
Think I pulled something when I shoveled snow

That hammer hit my shnoz
Sprinkled paint chips on salads
Skateboard indoors, “look, I can fly!”
Oh mama, I am hurting

When I’m sleeping, so bizarre
Can only doze when I’m driving my car!

Ah-ah-ahh-OW!
Ah-ah-ahh-OW!
Swallowed a strand, a necklace of gold
It went through my mouth and came out my nose!

I’m never healed, my spleen
Never hurt like this before
Tried new lip balm, now lips are sore
It’s symptom overload!

Broke my feet when slammed in door
My head’s stuck in my underwear drawer!

When will this ever stop?
Nurse asks me how I’m doin’
“Didn’t combust, doin’ okay, despite the blood I’m losin'”

Aah-aah, aah-aah, aah-aah, oow-oow, oow-oow, oow-oow!
Ahh, oow-oow, oow-oow, oow-oow!
Aah-aah, aah-aah, aah-aah, oow-oow, oow-oow, oow-oow!

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Old Man Ribber - January 10, 2013 - Report this comment

Hey Abbott! - Have you been following me around? I resemble this parody. ;D

Patrick - January 10, 2013 - Report this comment

Makes about as much sense as the original. Just don't take a premature step into Valhalla.

Lifeliver - January 10, 2013 - Report this comment

Short but sweet. 555s to get well soon.

Matthias - June 21, 2016 - Report this comment

"Doing okay despite the blood I'm losin" really put this one over the top for me. Lots of slapstick and I would love to see a video for this!

bobpiecheese - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment

(ABC) I was confused for a bit because I thought the title was "Impatient Song" and not "Inpatient Song". Kinda basic "list of accidents" parody, but still very enjoyable, especially interpreting the "Ahh-aah-aah"s from the original as howls of pain. 555 hospital trips!

Agrimorfee - July 07, 2016 - Report this comment

Great rhyming subs all over this, funny. Not perfect pacing for my ears but not enough to make me rate less than 555.

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