-> "Stairway to Somewhere"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Stairway to Somewhere"
The Lyrics
Theres a monkey who's sure.
All the critters is old.
And he's Falling down the stairway to somewhere.
When he gets there he knows.
His name is Pogo.
With a word he can turn, 84.
OOOOO!! OOOOO! and he's falling down the stairway to somewhere.
Theres a sign in the hall.
But he wantsto be sure.
Cuase he can't read anyway.
On the rock by the place,
there's a monkey who sings.
"Sometimes I wear purple thong"
OOOOOO! OOOOOO! It make s me wonder.
Kinda make you wonder.
Theres a feeling I get, when I look at my feet.
ad my spirt weighs 3 pounds.
In my thoughts I have seen, rings of clowns through the tree's.
And the voices of thoughs who stand sitting.
And it's whispered that soon.
If we all name a tune.
Then the sniper will lead us to treason.
And a new day will awn.
For those who moe the lawn.
and the forests will echo with laughter.
If theres a busle in your hedgegorve,
do be alamred now.
I'm in the bushes with a gun.
Yes there are 2 snacks you ca chose from.
But in the long run.
Theres still tie to change the pants you wear.
Your head is bleeding and it won;t stop, in case you don't know, the snipers calling you to join him.
Dear people can you smell the sausage.
And did you know.
Your stairway lys just over there...
( BIG GEETAR SOLO!!!!!)
And every slurpey in the road.
There was a lawn we should have mowed.
There was a monke we all know.
Who drives a fast car to the show.
Now everything still turns to mold.
The ham will come to you my son.
What is 1 and what is 3 or 4.
To be a chimp, and not be POGOOHOHO!!!!!!!
And he's falling down the stairway( stall for 3 minutes) to Somewhere....
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