-> "Chair-Vacate Kevin"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Chair-Vacate Kevin"
Parody Written by:
Long Gone John Boehner
The Lyrics
All the crazies and worse rose to their illness role
And decided to chair-vacate Kevin
Getting a willing troll all along was their goal
A new jerk, a much more malleable whore
New douche, after the coup to chair-vacate Kevin
They decided he’ll fall, they needed something worse
And so to kill his term they were scheming
For a new creep they’ll look, one to do their bidding
In a caucus completely dick-ridden
Stooge Kevin’s a goner
Douche Kevin’s a goner
Though he’s kneeling the pest couldn’t enough ingest
It was clear he was gonna be leaving
In his twat coterie, Jordan who let grope free
Coaches, the other way he was looking
Goons made Kevin a goner
Goons like Gaetz, teen-girls hawker
A caucus full of goons complemented by loons
As well as practitioners of treason
A load of Satan spawn with a sulfur pong
It’s a whore fest for genocide Vladster
Rooooshan
Their feathers ruffled when he said no, although he’s a clown
Wasn’t enough mean for their wet dreams
Now his ass is grass, no nice goodbyes, and he is all done
He hit the road cuz he wasn’t strong
Gaffing dweeb’s a goner
Despite head humming and many blows, out the waste was thrown
He just wasn’t all the way bought in
These crazies didn’t want him round so they made him go
Chasing him off to the House’s dust bin
And now he’s whining “Why’s it so”?
“Because you are just a RINO
You’re no Trog, so you gotta go”!
They want to run their awful show
A much much more serious troll.
Fuehrer needed for these retards
Who’ll let their insanity pass
But now they’re fighting one and all
Their crap craft wrecked upon the shoals
Rat to find Kuz they’ve Kastrated Kevin
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